I'm not proud of it. It happened. My trite, original intention of a comedy blog is going to take a drastic and most depressing of all: [typical blog!] a turn towards the happenings of my life--my recent engagement and wedding planning. It will be OK because it cause it really is human interest. The royal wedding is prime example no. 1 .... isn't it? Here goes....
My amazing, handsome, smart and most definitely the best match for me foreign fiancée and I were discussing some wedding details.... Well, one detail. The photographer.
Groom to be says: "Why do we need wedding pictures? Didn't you say we are doing engagement pictures? How is it different?"
Me: a mess of tears + muddled yelling + "BECAUSE ITS A WEDDING AND ALL WEDDINGS HAVE PICTURES!!!!!!!" + "TELL ME HOW I HEARD YOU WRONG THAT YOU HATE OUR WEDDING?" + more crying = meltdown no. 1
I'll be better next time. I promise. Please don't call the Bridezilla tv show yet.
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This is great!! Hang in there. My best advice - the wedding is NOT for the groom. They could really care less. You should have seen Patrick at his wedding this last weekend. He was downright surly. You gotta tune 'em out. As long as they whisper at the alter, in a hushed tone full of awe, "You look beautiful." You're good. This celebration is all about the bride!! Live it up. :)
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