Wedding Meltdown no. 2

Yesterday at 8:43 am I get a text message from my brother: "We gotta talk. You wedding and my going to a deploying submarine. I'll call you later -- ok?"

Awweeeesome. 

Melt down no. 2

Today at 9:04am I got the final phone call that everything is A-OK for a new date two months prior to the original date!

Awesome!

Order has been restored. 

Wedding Melt Down no. 1

I'm not proud of it. It happened. My trite, original intention of a comedy blog is going to take a drastic and most depressing of all: [typical blog!] a turn towards the happenings of my life--my recent engagement and wedding planning. It will be OK because it cause it really is human interest. The royal wedding is prime example no. 1 .... isn't it? Here goes....


My amazing, handsome, smart and most definitely the best match for me foreign fiancée and I were discussing some wedding details.... Well, one detail. The photographer. 


Groom to be says: "Why do we need wedding pictures? Didn't you say we are doing engagement pictures? How is it different?"


Me: a mess of tears + muddled yelling + "BECAUSE ITS A WEDDING AND ALL WEDDINGS HAVE PICTURES!!!!!!!" + "TELL ME HOW I HEARD YOU WRONG THAT YOU HATE OUR WEDDING?" + more crying = meltdown no. 1


I'll be better next time. I promise. Please don't call the Bridezilla tv show yet.